kingsleyyy:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via ewbecca)

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munathecat:

Sugar we’re going down - fall out boy
Part II to my other drawing since i’ve been listening to this song in repeat the last few days!

munathecat:

Sugar we’re going down - fall out boy

Part II to my other drawing since i’ve been listening to this song in repeat the last few days!

(via theciaraannatu)

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jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via that-littlemermaid)

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"I’m not bossy―I just happen to be more capable than most everyone else."

Shannon Hale, The Actor and the Housewife (via simply-quotes)

(Source: simply-quotes, via thehumbledtherapist)

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legolasskywalker:

Ron Swanson: Therapist.

(via thehumbledtherapist)

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"A relationship is between two people, not you and all your friends."

(via icanrelateto)

(via icanrelateto)

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